I Got Hunted By The Military

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C: “Uh, I think Jimmy can get away now.”

J: “we're like a mile down the road and I heard that,.”

C: “yeah, you might have to go another way.”

J: “the quickest way out of that field is this bridge, that we just blew up, so now they have to take the long way out and that should give me like a five to ten minute head start, I rented an entire museum, have dozens of cars, giant military equipment and so much other cool stuff, this is just the beginning.”

M: “he's heading up, back up. Like northwest.”

J: “this is where things get fun. as you see the squid game mask over there. we're in the right place. who is this guy? now we are in a warehouse full of jeeps. let's just say when they pull up they're gonna be very confused. do you know what to do when they get here?”

N: “no”

J: “just drive in a random direction”

N: “right now?”

J: “no, when they get here.”

N: “oh”

J: “and now we patiently wait and monitor the security camera”

M: “looks like he stopped at a building”

M: “what's the strategy?”wait, is that a knife?”

M: “yeah”

M: “is this the spot boys”

M: “yes, spot”

J: “we've spotted the military squad on the security cameras. all the doors on this building are locked, let's see if they break into the warehouse.”

M: “i'm going to stay out front just in case somebody decides to run out the front door”

M: “we're going to check out the back side see if there's a vehicle back here”

J: “so one of them is waiting at the front door and two of them are in the back, we're just gonna patiently wait.”

M: “the tracker is still in the building.”

M: “we got some glass doors we can break up front here”

M: “all right, sounds good, i'm gonna grab this to go break some windows.”

M: “there's fresh tire tracks leading in as well”

M: “jim's going to get the vehicle, i'm going to go ahead and break in”

M: “all right, go”

J: “military building it's time to go”

J: “it'll probably recline so it's harder to see me”

J: “i'm going to hide under this blanket so they can't see me in this car”

M: “the walking dead”

J: “we made it out with all the other jeeps, oh my gosh, dude, they didn't even know how to react”

M: “ he's on the move again, he's straight ahead due south”

J: “ this is the tracker that is telling the military squad where i am at all times. and if i put the tracker inside of this special bag, it jams it. and now they don't know where i am”

M: “it looks like, it looks like the vehicle may have stopped”

M: “i don't see jimmy, i think he's messing with us, all right, so hold on, it just updated, he's straight north again”

J: “and now we're in the middle of nowhere, there's literally nothing out here except this old barn that i had constructed. whoa, mind if i set my hundred grand right here? bad news, there's only two seats inside of here”

N: “oh i think i see”

M: “coming up on the tracker”

M: “ holy cow, where they come”

M: “all right, check the car, let's take the car, go go go go go go go go go”

M: “hey hey look there”

M: “you go brace yourself”

M: “get in, get in, okay, let's go”

N: “hey guys, guys, hey i'd like to join your guy's team what do you think? you think”

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N: “that's not funny”

N: “it saved jimmy some time, hopefully that's enough”

J: “go go go go go, all right boys, here we go, let's go”

M: “is this as quick as she goes?”

M: “there he is, there he is, we're coming for you jimmy”

J: “oh my god, they're catching up"

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J: “this is scary man”

M: “we're coming up on the rocks”

J: “according to our calculations, their cars shouldn't be able to go over these rocks”

M: “all right, oh go go go, let's go later, let's go"

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J: “they weren't supposed to go over the rocks”

M:“i don't think he thought we were gonna do that”

J: “oh no, i'm screwed. the plan was to get into a porta potties, but since the rocks didn't work, just go”

M: “what's the plan? let's think of a plan. the plan is we're gonna catch him. they can't go very fast though”

J: “they're right behind me and i could lose a hundred thousand dollars at any point, so i'm going to tell you guys about current real quick. current is the future of banking and helps you manage all your money straight from your phone, so first 100 000 people that sign up and use codebeasthunt or receive one dollar for free. we're also going to give 500 to 100 random people that switch their paychecks over to current. not only does crime make banking easy but signing up is very easy, it takes less than two minutes and we've got 150 thousand dollars worth of prizes here. i know you description and tell the car right now”

“do it”

J: “thank you carter, hopefully i don't lose 100”

M: “all right, we've got a proposition. you double the money to 200k, we'll give you 10 minutes from right now”

J: “what about 150?”

M: “150 deal, pull over. can we get a reese's peanut butter cup lizard?”

M: “you know who mr beast is?”

M: “yeah i do, we're actually chasing him right now, so we're going to need these pretty quick”

M: “we just gave jimmy a 10 minute head start. we already decided we're going to donate the money anyway, we know we can help out a lot of people with it”

J: “and while the military got ice cream, we buried nolan alive so that they would think he was me”

J: “nolan”

N: “yeah”

J: “are you ready? i'm about to drop my tracker down. i dropped it, did you get it?”

N: “no”

J: “good because i didn't drop it, but i just did”

N: “ah you hit my face”

J: “act like you're me, i'm gonna go hide”

J: “me and chris are hiding in the woods, let's see what happens”

C: “do you think they'll see us here?”

J: “i swear to god if we lose 150 grand because of your hiccups”

C: “i can't help it, i can't get rid of”

J: “can you just go walk down and see if you find them?”

C: “yeah sure”

J: “it's very dark and spooky out here, a couple of, oh, you guys aren't very good at being military people. oh god, don't tackle me.”

C: “jimmy they got me”

J: “did you see that video where i buried myself alive?”

M: “we've done a lot of reconnaissance on you my friend, i can tell this whole video you've been screwing up all my plans it's annoying. i'm currently buried alive, good luck”

J: “i hung up on them that was a complete lie. let's see if they fall for it”

M: “so right now he's still supposed to be buried in here, so we'll see”

J: “hello carl, they're almost here? go investigate report back”

C: “okay”

J: “hurry”

J: “these guys are good, i'm terrified”

C: “hello”

C: “who was it, are these my marine? friends that are right in front of my car”

M: “is it a hummer like carl who's got it right in front of my car”

J: “oh is it them”

J: “hey what's up carl, is it them”

J: “carl ,is it them, carl”

C: “wait, wait before you go, wait wait wait. wait wait wait. oh you're driving away right now, and he's driving through the path right now”

J: “that blocked off our exile, i have no idea where they are, i'm just laying in the woods.”

N: “jimmy,”

M: “yeah”

M: “earlier today before we jumped on the helicopter, who'd you talk to”

N: “i don't remember that was a long time ago”

M: “was it facetime or phone call”

N: “facetime”

M: “er, not him.”

N: “you could have been like i don't remember i'm jimmy, i'm famous”

N: “i have the tracker, you can't find jimmy without me”

M: “fair enough”

N: “you literally have to pick me up”

“you guys have to dig up nolan of all people”

C: “hello”

J: “let me know if he comes down this path”

C: “he's passing my car right now, we gotta go somewhere”

J: “yo yo yo”

M: “if just move it that way”

J: “i can't believe he literally walked past me, i was laying down on the side of the bat”

C: “if you come to me right now, we're fine, i move their humvee so it's not blocking us anymore”

J: “so the coast is clear carl?”

C: “yes”

J: “okay i'm coming, i'm trusting you”

C: “okay, uh i don't actually know if it is”

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C: “okay okay, oh my god, just get us out of here, go go go.”

J: “oh my god, i can't really go away. we're currently driving to the final location. i literally rented an entire museum. two hours until midnight, 150 thousand dollars on the line, let's do this”

“hey nolan, just letting you know they're contemplating breaking the glass”

N: “i don't know”

M: “if you tell me the information that we need to know to keep moving, i'll get the bobcat and we'll dig you out 100 times faster than jim and i can dig you out with shovels, deal?”

N: “deal! the north carolina museum of natural sciences”

“i'm just letting you know, they're not getting tobacco, they're leaving”

N: “no”

“all right, we'll see you later, nola bye”

J: “Chris!”

J: “and now we are finally at the museum.”

C: “let's spend a night here.”

J: “there's literally multiple different floors to this museum and i could hide anywhere i want. now i'm gonna sit in this corner right here and i'm gonna cover up my back with this jacket.”

J: “now i'm hidden below this makeshift rock”

J: “cut the lights.”

C: “oh, i'm gonna go meet with them and try to get them to go other directions”

J:“okay, have fun”

M: “all right exactly an hour left to find mr beast”

J: “the military guys are calling me.”

J: “hello”

J: “i promise you i will not leave this museum, i am in here somewhere, goodbye. why is it so much fun to hang up on people!”

M: “ hi guys”

C: “hey, what are you guys looking for?”

M: “ignore him, he's the enemy. i check the theater all right, i'd check the theater”

M: “ yeah he's not allowed in there”

C: “yes he's probably this way”

M: “ah, nope, that means no”

M: “jimmy, come out. do you know where jimmy is?”

C: “yes i do and of course i'll tell you”

M: “okay, where is he”

M: “oh jimmy”

M: “all right nothing”

M: “did you by chance go across any bridges?”

J: “lots of bridges, especially the bridge i blew up at the start of the video”

J: “oh we got 45 minutes”

M: “jimmy”

M: “no you're here”

M: “oh no”

J: “what gave it away”

J: “wait, really he's taking a picture for his son. all right get this stupid rock off my head”

J: “you guys just went 150 grand, what are you going to spend it on?”

M: “we're going to donate it to the 107 foundation. the 107 foundation does research on toxic exposures, for veterans from the last couple wars”

M: “by the way, your friend nolan, uh he's still in the ground”

N: “dig me out! dig me out!”